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- Look at me.

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Look at me!

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I did this to you, you understand me?

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I did this.

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- Isabelle, please.

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- Did you think I wouldn't find out,

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you son of a bitch?

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I'm going to speak very clearly

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so that we don't
misunderstand one another.

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I have booked you for one last job.

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And you will do it.

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Then you can consider yourself no longer

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a part of my agency.

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I want you to know I'm really disappointed

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in how this has turned out.

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- I was going to tell you, honestly-

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- Don't.

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You were my favorite.

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You know that?

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One more job, tomorrow night.

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Then you should make sure

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that I never see your face again.

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- I was thinking about leaving
town for a while anyway.

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- Make it a long while.

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And leave sooner rather than later

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for your own benefit.

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Let's leave him with a
little reminder, shall we?

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- No, no.

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- Your face is a mess, now go clean it!

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- You want me
to call an ambulance?

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♪ No sleep ♪

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♪ Been up the whole night ♪

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♪ Sunlight it's almost daytime ♪

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♪ Take another shot before I go ♪

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♪ You're done with relationships but ♪

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♪ Feel like I need a hit ♪

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♪ Just one more time then I'll go ♪

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♪ You're new girl do ♪

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♪ You call her baby and ♪

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♪ I know you like them crazy ♪

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♪ So I know ♪

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♪ She's just another ho ♪

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♪ I know I shouldn't make this call ♪

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♪ I know you think you want it all ♪

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♪ But if you're sleeping there alone ♪

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♪ Can I come over ♪

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♪ Just like how we used to be ♪

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♪ We can just make believe ♪

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♪ That you didn't really cheat at all ♪

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♪ Don't make me fall for you ♪

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♪ Just make me fall for it ♪

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♪ Don't make me fall for you ♪

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♪ I just need one more hit ♪

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♪ Don't make me ♪

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♪ Fall ♪

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♪ If I call you gonna answer? ♪

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♪ Maybe I should text, it's faster ♪

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♪ And it won't wake her if she's there ♪

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♪ I know she's not the one so ♪

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♪ I'm gonna have my fun ♪

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♪ She'll figure out that you don't care ♪

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♪ All my friends said
just enjoy your turn ♪

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♪ That's all you'll ever be ♪

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♪ You're just a bridge to burn ♪

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♪ Thought I was the first ♪

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♪ Found out I was the third ♪

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♪ You had me so wrapped up ♪

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♪ I didn't know ♪

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♪ When am I gonna learn? ♪

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- Hi, come in

71
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I'll be just a moment

72
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It's been a while since I tied
one of these things myself.

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I'm ready.

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- Ready for what?

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- For the evening.

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- I think there's been a misunderstanding.

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I'm looking for an Anne Boyle.

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I don't escort male clients.

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The Agency can do that for you

80
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but that's not what I do.

81
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- There's no mistake.

82
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I used my sister's name
when I ordered online.

83
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I wanted someone just like you,

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tall, confident, good looking.

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You're perfect.

86
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- Look, I mean it's cool
for you to be into that.

87
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But I mean I don't swing that way.

88
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Anyway, it's just a misunderstanding,

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have a good night.

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- I don't want you.

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Not like that.

92
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I just want your help for the evening.

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- My help?

94
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- Yes.

95
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I want you to be my wingman.

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- Wingman?

97
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That's what your poker buddies are for.

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- I don't have poker buddies.

99
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- Sorry to hear that,
the answer's still no.

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- $5,000 for the evening.

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Introduce me to a lady,

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help me get the conversation going,

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establish a connection.

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And then you're off the hook.

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- Are you,

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- Crazy?

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Yeah, probably.

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$10,000.

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Come on

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What are you doing, huh?

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- $20,000.

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One evening. That's it.

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Cash.

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You know, really, I am
fine with what I have on.

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- I can't be seen
with you dressed like that.

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It would be bad for both of us.

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- Hey, that's my closet.

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- I know.

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By the way, did you tell anyone

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about this plan of yours, like,

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anybody at the agency?

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- Of course not.

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I had to see first that
you were what I needed.

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- Right.

125
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- Where'd you find those ties?

126
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You know I've got-
- Do you need to get that?

127
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- No, I know who it is.

128
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The machine will get it.

129
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I think this is a nice combination.

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I've delivered lectures in this.

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- Exactly.

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And just think of how many
women you put to sleep.

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- Just make yourself at home, you know?

134
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- Always do.

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This is nice, looks new.

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- Put it back, I'm not wearing that.

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I'm just fine the way
I'm dressed, thank you.

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I'm fine with what I've got on.

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- We don't want fine.

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We want much, much better than fine.

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- Look, I've only worn that suit once.

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And I'm not gonna wear it again.

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- Women are interested in three things.

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Your clothes, your body and your wallet.

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We need to look like you
have one of those things

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going for you.

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- Thank you.

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Thank you.

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You wouldn't happen to have

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a cellphone charger on you, would you?

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- I'm afraid not.

152
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- How about a
bag of ice for my finger?

153
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- Yeah I'll get that for you.

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- You do this full time?

155
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- Yeah.

156
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- What's it like?

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- It's usually taking
older ladies out to dinner

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or the opera.

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You know, being a 10th reunion date

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for a girl who wants to
show her high school crush

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that she's over him
and onto better things.

162
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It's the conversation and companionship

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that they want more than anything.

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- Okay, well I can't
imagine you're married,

165
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so are you seeing anyone?

166
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- Listen, Professor, I love 20 questions

167
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,970
and fatherly advice as
much as the next guy,

168
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but let's stay focused
on the task at hand, huh?

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- I find myself alone.

170
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My wife and I we separated
several months back.

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And although it wasn't my choice,

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the separation is nonetheless permanent.

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You got to understand that I was

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married for nearly four decades

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so it's been quite a while
since I've been on the shelf.

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I've attempted to take some initiative

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but I find I'm

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in a slump.

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I suppose it's because
I've been out of the game

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for so long.

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- And you want me to
what, give you advice?

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- I want you to be out there with me.

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To guide me,

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give me time to see
which way the cat jumps,

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be an interpreter of the signals

186
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that women use these days.

187
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- Your goal is to have a woman
go home with you tonight?

188
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- Well that would be nice,

189
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but I'm looking for more than that.

190
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I'm looking for a woman that I might

191
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potentially build something with.

192
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- And you think you can find
a woman like that tonight?

193
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Someone to potentially
build something with?

194
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All you're going to find out there tonight

195
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are women who are very different

196
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from the kind you're used to.

197
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Women who are probably not well suited

198
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for someone with your
background and tastes.

199
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- That's exactly what I want.

200
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- Someone who isn't good for you?

201
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,607
- No, someone who's different from me.

202
00:18:42,607 --> 00:18:45,193
You know, different from what I'm used to.

203
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It's not just about sex for me.

204
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- It's never about sex.

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Even when it's about
sex it's not about sex.

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- Well what is it about?

207
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- It's about beautiful bullshit.

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The grand illusion of
genuine, crushing intimacy.

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Men pay for exactly the same thing,

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we just convince ourselves
that it's more physical

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than it really is.

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People pay for one thing.

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The feeling that they're
not alone in this world

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for as long as they can afford.

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- The cynic.

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Well let me ask you
something, why do you do this?

217
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I mean you seem to smart for it.

218
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- Do I seem that way?

219
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- You're young, you're
intelligent, you're charismatic.

220
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You could be any-

221
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- Anything I want to be.

222
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Anything I set my mind to, right?

223
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I've been hearing that my whole life.

224
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And it's garbage, all of it.

225
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What's the point?

226
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You get what you can then it's time to go

227
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before you can get comfortable.

228
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- Ah.

229
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,080
So that's your philosophy on everything?

230
00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,020
- Close to it, yeah.

231
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- Well that explains a lot.

232
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- Answers tend to do that.

233
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- So they do.

234
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- Are you gentlemen ready to order?

235
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- Yeah, I'll have the salmon.

236
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It's what I

237
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always have, thank you.
- Very good.

238
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And for you sir?

239
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- I don't think I'm having anything.

240
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,990
Honestly, I don't even
know why I came here.

241
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- I'll give you two a moment.

242
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- Look.

243
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I know this is a strange request.

244
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But just go with it, will you?

245
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It took me forever to build up the nerve

246
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to even get this far.

247
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- Look, you seem like a
nice guy, you really do.

248
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There aren't many nice guys.

249
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- I don't wanna be a nice guy.

250
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- Look, I don't wanna take your money.

251
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Just, I mean,

252
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seriously, you're better off.

253
00:21:04,010 --> 00:21:06,200
Okay, it's a zoo out there these days.

254
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Post a profile on some online dating site,

255
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meet someone your own age,

256
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strike up something real.

257
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The girls I could introduce you to

258
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aren't the nicest type,

259
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especially not for someone like you.

260
00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:15,530
- What?

261
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:17,260
Someone like me?

262
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,560
I remind you of your
father or something, huh?

263
00:21:21,190 --> 00:21:22,023
- No, you don't.

264
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Let's not talk about my father.

265
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- You usually find out a lot about a man

266
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if you find out about his father.

267
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- My father was an
industrial-strength prick

268
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and we should leave it at that.

269
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- Wow.

270
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:40,001
Apple doesn't usually fall
too far from the tree.

271
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:46,930
And that's the first time I've seen

272
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:48,477
any real emotion from you.

273
00:21:50,946 --> 00:21:51,810
You wouldn't think a gigolo

274
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,913
would wear his heart on his sleeve.

275
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:56,973
- Don't call me that.

276
00:21:56,973 --> 00:21:58,500
And I think we're done here.

277
00:21:58,500 --> 00:21:59,550
- Hey, wait a minute.

278
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:03,770
Whatever your daddy did
or didn't do for you,

279
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:05,070
couldn't have been too bad.

280
00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:07,410
And I would say he's
probably proud of the way

281
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,510
you have built a life.

282
00:22:13,300 --> 00:22:16,223
- Have you decided
what you want this evening?

283
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,530
- It would appear that my friend-

284
00:22:19,530 --> 00:22:20,530
- I'll have the steak.

285
00:22:22,010 --> 00:22:22,843
Rare.

286
00:22:22,843 --> 00:22:23,676
- Very good.

287
00:22:32,390 --> 00:22:33,293
- So, Peter.

288
00:22:35,810 --> 00:22:37,560
You need some help with the ladies.

289
00:22:41,772 --> 00:22:42,605
- Are you sure about this?

290
00:22:42,605 --> 00:22:45,040
- It's like I said, my
evening's shot now anyway.

291
00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:45,873
And clearly you need my help.

292
00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:47,240
If I use my time right,

293
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,413
it'll be my good deed for the day.

294
00:22:49,413 --> 00:22:50,800
- The day is over.

295
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,400
- Oh, then we better get started.

296
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:53,440
Here are the rules.

297
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:54,273
- Rules?

298
00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:55,106
- Well you can't play the game

299
00:22:55,106 --> 00:22:57,010
if you don't know the rules.

300
00:22:57,010 --> 00:22:57,843
- Fair enough.

301
00:22:57,843 --> 00:22:59,910
- Rule number one, lie.

302
00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:02,040
Conceal information about
yourself whenever possible.

303
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:04,000
It should be a reflex,
like a knee jerk reaction

304
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,910
to any question or comment.

305
00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:07,020
- I don't lie.

306
00:23:07,020 --> 00:23:08,641
- You damn sure do now.

307
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:12,410
- Well how am I supposed to remember

308
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:13,580
what I lied about?

309
00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:16,182
- Okay, just stick close
enough to the truth

310
00:23:16,182 --> 00:23:17,220
that you can remember.

311
00:23:17,220 --> 00:23:18,340
This is where most pricks go all wrong.

312
00:23:18,340 --> 00:23:20,990
I'm an astronaut, I'm a race
car driver, I'm a senator.

313
00:23:20,990 --> 00:23:21,870
Be reasonable.

314
00:23:21,870 --> 00:23:24,460
But remember that questions
honestly and simply answered

315
00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:27,153
are the early death of the
modern-day courting process.

316
00:23:28,181 --> 00:23:31,100
- So, what you're saying
is don't be myself.

317
00:23:31,100 --> 00:23:33,220
- Of course not. All that be
yourself talk is bullshit.

318
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:35,630
People come out to these
places on nights like this

319
00:23:35,630 --> 00:23:37,930
to be dynamic, interesting, funny people.

320
00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:39,780
No one's actually like that
when they're themselves.

321
00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:41,540
We're going for maximum interest here.

322
00:23:41,540 --> 00:23:44,190
And the truth is seldom as
interesting as a lie, hmm?

323
00:23:45,750 --> 00:23:46,860
If you're going to sit at the table,

324
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:49,770
you have to bring something to it, got it?

325
00:23:49,770 --> 00:23:50,603
- Got it.

326
00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:51,510
- Good.

327
00:23:51,510 --> 00:23:52,360
Hold on a second.

328
00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,460
- You know he's gonna go

329
00:23:59,460 --> 00:24:00,750
buy drugs with that or something.

330
00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,300
- Yeah, well drugs or food.

331
00:24:02,300 --> 00:24:03,713
Anyway, rule number two.

332
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:06,760
Avoid telephone numbers at all costs.

333
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,850
Do not ask for them and do not give them.

334
00:24:10,330 --> 00:24:11,940
- How do I keep in touch with a woman

335
00:24:11,940 --> 00:24:13,510
if I don't have her number?

336
00:24:13,510 --> 00:24:14,560
- If a woman is interested,

337
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,860
she'll find a way to
keep in contact with you.

338
00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:21,713
- Men are the pursuers in a relationship.

339
00:24:23,460 --> 00:24:24,293
- Okay look, I don't know what it was like

340
00:24:24,293 --> 00:24:26,203
back in the 20s, but times have changed.

341
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:29,840
- Yeah well I don't know what it was like

342
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,390
back in the 20s either, wanker.

343
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,393
- Hey, how old are you anyway

344
00:24:33,393 --> 00:24:34,390
if you don't mind me asking?

345
00:24:34,390 --> 00:24:35,840
- No I don't mind you asking.

346
00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,026
I'm none of your fucking
business years old.

347
00:24:45,850 --> 00:24:46,683
You like that.

348
00:24:46,683 --> 00:24:47,516
- I love it.

349
00:24:47,516 --> 00:24:48,349
- I'm talking your language now.

350
00:24:48,349 --> 00:24:50,620
- Absolutely.

351
00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,090
- Okay.

352
00:24:52,090 --> 00:24:53,070
- All right.

353
00:24:53,070 --> 00:24:54,940
You might actually be
okay tonight, slugger.

354
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:56,420
All right, back to work.

355
00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:58,170
Women are the aggressors now.

356
00:24:58,170 --> 00:25:00,040
They call the shots, or at
least they think they do.

357
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,060
Let them keep thinking that.

358
00:25:02,060 --> 00:25:03,460
Rule number three.

359
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,687
Silence is your friend.

360
00:25:04,687 --> 00:25:06,490
The more you talk, the more they hear.

361
00:25:06,490 --> 00:25:09,940
The more they hear, the less
there is for them to like.

362
00:25:09,940 --> 00:25:10,840
Are you following?

363
00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:13,160
- Yeah.

364
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:14,260
- Rule number four.

365
00:25:14,260 --> 00:25:16,000
Follow my lead at all times.

366
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,850
Rule number five, I
decide who your mark is.

367
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:20,120
You're in no condition to
think for yourself tonight.

368
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:22,750
Rule number six, always
have a drink in your hand.

369
00:25:22,750 --> 00:25:25,350
Remember to drink one every
half hour to stay loose.

370
00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:27,680
Alcohol is metabolized by the body

371
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,160
approximately every hour.

372
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,440
Don't put yourself in a position

373
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:33,156
where you have no unmetabolized
alcohol in your system.

374
00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:37,455
- You're in trouble.

375
00:25:37,455 --> 00:25:38,600
- Why?

376
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,458
- I'm a teetotaler.

377
00:25:40,458 --> 00:25:41,291
- What?

378
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,124
- It means I don't drink.

379
00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,800
- It means that you abstain completely

380
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,700
from intoxicating drinks

381
00:25:44,700 --> 00:25:46,850
i.e., alcohol, I know
what a teetotaler is.

382
00:25:50,180 --> 00:25:51,100
How do you expect to be yourself

383
00:25:51,100 --> 00:25:52,613
around women without alcohol?

384
00:25:54,730 --> 00:25:56,960
Alcohol has been used
as a social disinhibitor

385
00:25:56,960 --> 00:25:58,320
for centuries, and you're going to come up

386
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:00,020
with a better system in one night?

387
00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:03,380
- I'll figure it out.

388
00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,173
- Figure it out?

389
00:26:07,030 --> 00:26:08,280
You better figure it out.

390
00:26:10,230 --> 00:26:12,190
Rule number seven,
you're paying for drinks.

391
00:26:12,190 --> 00:26:13,360
- What, all of them?

392
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:14,230
- It's not negotiable.

393
00:26:14,230 --> 00:26:15,220
- I don't think that's really--

394
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,963
- And here we are.

395
00:26:25,647 --> 00:26:27,340
♪ Time ♪

396
00:26:27,340 --> 00:26:28,563
♪ We got all of the time ♪

397
00:26:28,563 --> 00:26:31,283
♪ In the world to burn it up tonight ♪

398
00:26:31,283 --> 00:26:33,166
♪ So we ♪

399
00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:34,446
♪ Gonna do whatever we want ♪

400
00:26:34,446 --> 00:26:37,625
♪ To light it up until
the night gets bright ♪

401
00:26:37,625 --> 00:26:40,006
♪ Who's gonna stop us ♪

402
00:26:40,006 --> 00:26:43,129
- Wait right
here for a second, okay?

403
00:26:43,129 --> 00:26:45,928
♪ Stars all around us ♪

404
00:26:45,928 --> 00:26:48,743
♪ Ain't no clouds in the clear black sky ♪

405
00:26:48,743 --> 00:26:50,807
♪ Light it up, light it up ♪

406
00:26:50,807 --> 00:26:52,432
- Shirley Temple please.

407
00:26:52,432 --> 00:26:54,265
♪ Lights, lights, lights so bright ♪

408
00:26:54,265 --> 00:26:56,867
♪ Burn it up, burn it up ♪

409
00:26:56,867 --> 00:27:01,867
♪ Burn, burn, burn the night ♪

410
00:27:06,083 --> 00:27:08,817
♪ Light it up, light it up ♪

411
00:27:08,817 --> 00:27:11,945
♪ Light, light, light so bright ♪

412
00:27:27,050 --> 00:27:28,284
- Oh, hello.

413
00:27:28,284 --> 00:27:30,343
- You look lonely.

414
00:27:31,664 --> 00:27:33,683
- I'm waiting for a friend.

415
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:38,540
- Mind if I keep you
company until she gets back?

416
00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:39,503
- It's a he.

417
00:27:40,610 --> 00:27:42,160
- Is it?

418
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,300
- Yeah.

419
00:27:43,300 --> 00:27:44,659
How are you tonight?

420
00:27:44,659 --> 00:27:46,893
- Good, I'm good.

421
00:27:48,410 --> 00:27:50,680
Are you gonna offer to buy a girl a drink?

422
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,193
- Yeah, sure.

423
00:27:53,300 --> 00:27:54,440
Whatever you like.

424
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,273
- What can I get you?

425
00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:56,463
- Jameson on the rocks.

426
00:27:59,210 --> 00:28:00,810
- Strong drink.

427
00:28:00,810 --> 00:28:01,693
- Strong girl.

428
00:28:03,054 --> 00:28:04,471
- Yeah, apparently.

429
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:09,323
- You look very
distinguished, almost regal.

430
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,300
You must be someone important.

431
00:28:13,300 --> 00:28:15,060
Let me guess.

432
00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:16,710
Are you a doctor?

433
00:28:16,710 --> 00:28:18,881
- As a matter of fact, I am a doctor.

434
00:28:18,881 --> 00:28:20,630
You're very good at this game.

435
00:28:20,630 --> 00:28:22,080
- I'm good at a lot of games.

436
00:28:27,330 --> 00:28:29,143
So what kind of doctor are you?

437
00:28:30,410 --> 00:28:31,413
Plastic surgeon?

438
00:28:32,380 --> 00:28:34,910
- No, no, no, no, I'm
not that kind of doctor.

439
00:28:34,910 --> 00:28:37,973
I'm a Professor of History, PhD.

440
00:28:38,950 --> 00:28:41,343
Specializing in the first
and second centuries.

441
00:28:42,670 --> 00:28:45,740
- I thought you said you were a doctor.

442
00:28:45,740 --> 00:28:47,723
- Yeah, yeah, I'm a doctor.

443
00:28:47,723 --> 00:28:49,743
PhD is a doctor of philosophy.

444
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,550
- So you're the kind of doctor

445
00:28:55,550 --> 00:28:58,150
who doesn't make any money

446
00:28:58,150 --> 00:29:00,563
and can't actually help anybody.

447
00:29:02,250 --> 00:29:03,540
- Yeah, I suppose, yeah.

448
00:29:03,540 --> 00:29:06,380
I'm the kind of doctor
that doesn't make any money

449
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,980
and can't actually help anybody.

450
00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:11,810
- Hey.

451
00:29:11,810 --> 00:29:12,880
- Who's your friend?

452
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,190
- No one.

453
00:29:14,190 --> 00:29:15,023
Let's go.

454
00:29:18,140 --> 00:29:19,350
- What about your drink?

455
00:29:19,350 --> 00:29:20,550
- Drink up, Doc.

456
00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,884
- What was that all about?

457
00:29:30,884 --> 00:29:33,969
- I think I've just been shat upon.

458
00:29:33,969 --> 00:29:34,860
- In a good way or a bad way?

459
00:29:34,860 --> 00:29:36,004
- Oh, in a bad way.

460
00:29:36,004 --> 00:29:38,450
- Well shake it
off, we have work to do.

461
00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:40,700
- Here, would you like
a Jameson on the rocks?

462
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:45,690
This process of finding someone
like this is humiliating,

463
00:29:45,690 --> 00:29:47,560
this is utter opprobrium.

464
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,024
- Wait, we're just getting started.

465
00:29:50,024 --> 00:29:51,993
- I don't know what I was thinking.

466
00:29:51,993 --> 00:29:54,427
You know, it's trivial and inane.

467
00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:56,850
- Is it?

468
00:29:56,850 --> 00:29:58,180
To you maybe.

469
00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,090
But to all these men and women

470
00:29:59,090 --> 00:30:01,670
this is the most important
thing in their existence.

471
00:30:01,670 --> 00:30:04,950
This process is as old as time.

472
00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:06,880
From a biological and social standpoint,

473
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:08,620
what's more crucial
than what they're doing?

474
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,723
What they're looking and
fighting for right now?

475
00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:15,800
Besides, you're here too.

476
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:16,633
Remember that.

477
00:30:17,650 --> 00:30:19,000
- All right.

478
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,140
What now?

479
00:30:20,140 --> 00:30:22,170
- Now we choose a mark for you.

480
00:30:22,170 --> 00:30:23,420
Let's scope out the prospects.

481
00:30:23,420 --> 00:30:26,103
- Could we refer to them
in more appropriate terms?

482
00:30:27,330 --> 00:30:28,163
- Yes, of course.

483
00:30:28,163 --> 00:30:31,220
Let's survey this room
full of gentle noblewomen

484
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,370
and illustrious damsels of the court

485
00:30:33,370 --> 00:30:34,957
in order that we might procure for--

486
00:30:34,957 --> 00:30:36,910
- Okay, okay, okay, I get your point,

487
00:30:36,910 --> 00:30:38,150
I get your point.

488
00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:39,637
What about those women over there?

489
00:30:39,637 --> 00:30:40,976
- Okay, stop pointing.

490
00:30:40,976 --> 00:30:43,192
We're not in a bazaar
haggling for goats, and no.

491
00:30:43,192 --> 00:30:44,640
Those women are completely
out of your league.

492
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:45,599
- Oh really?

493
00:30:45,599 --> 00:30:47,060
And yours?

494
00:30:47,060 --> 00:30:48,200
- Oh, not mine. They're smack dab

495
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,276
in the middle of my league.

496
00:30:49,276 --> 00:30:51,020
- Well, ask them over.

497
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,730
Maybe one will take a liking to me.

498
00:30:52,730 --> 00:30:54,720
- They literally won't even
be able to see you, Peter.

499
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:57,033
Their eyes won't physically
register to their brains

500
00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:59,533
that you're present, trust me.

501
00:31:07,445 --> 00:31:10,890
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

502
00:31:10,890 --> 00:31:11,723
And here we go.

503
00:31:11,723 --> 00:31:12,717
Give me a hundred bucks.

504
00:31:12,717 --> 00:31:14,900
- A hundred bucks, for what?

505
00:31:14,900 --> 00:31:16,580
- For your love life, let's have it.

506
00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:18,540
- What, you're gonna
rustle up a group of women

507
00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:20,674
with a hundred bucks, right?

508
00:31:20,674 --> 00:31:22,507
- Something like that.

509
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:36,593
- So, you come here often?

510
00:31:37,799 --> 00:31:39,430
- Um, no.

511
00:31:39,430 --> 00:31:41,183
- Are you happy with your HTC?

512
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:43,793
- No.

513
00:31:46,707 --> 00:31:49,084
- Is that Words With Friends?

514
00:31:49,084 --> 00:31:50,764
- No it isn't.

515
00:31:50,764 --> 00:31:51,597
- No?
- No.

516
00:31:54,130 --> 00:31:54,963
It's not.

517
00:31:58,110 --> 00:32:00,410
- Yeah I was thinking
about getting iPhone.

518
00:32:22,210 --> 00:32:23,890
- Hey, what's your name?

519
00:32:23,890 --> 00:32:24,723
- Abbey.

520
00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:26,710
Why?

521
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:28,350
- Abbey, would you do me a huge favor?

522
00:32:28,350 --> 00:32:29,680
I'm waiting for some friends

523
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:31,238
but there's a call I need to make.

524
00:32:31,238 --> 00:32:33,330
Would you hold that booth
right over there for me?

525
00:32:33,330 --> 00:32:34,940
Just for a sec, I know
it's a huge inconvenience.

526
00:32:34,940 --> 00:32:37,620
Here's a hundred dollars for your time.

527
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:38,490
- Seriously?

528
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:39,323
- Yes.

529
00:32:40,470 --> 00:32:41,822
- Just hold that booth for you?

530
00:32:41,822 --> 00:32:43,430
- Just for a few minutes.

531
00:32:43,430 --> 00:32:46,470
- And you wanna pay me a
hundred dollars to do that?

532
00:32:46,470 --> 00:32:47,607
- Unless you're willing to do it for free,

533
00:32:47,607 --> 00:32:48,440
you'd save me a hundred bucks.

534
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:49,443
- No.

535
00:32:49,443 --> 00:32:50,943
Give me the money.

536
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,260
- What's happening?

537
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:16,093
- We're waiting.

538
00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:19,547
- What are we waiting for?

539
00:33:19,547 --> 00:33:21,097
- The-- why are you whispering?

540
00:33:22,566 --> 00:33:24,162
- I thought we were--

541
00:33:24,162 --> 00:33:25,945
Why are we whispering and waiting?

542
00:33:25,945 --> 00:33:27,160
What are we waiting for?

543
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:28,730
- We're waiting, not whispering.

544
00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:29,843
Just, please.

545
00:33:38,780 --> 00:33:40,250
- Why are we whispering and waiting?

546
00:33:40,250 --> 00:33:42,330
- I don't know how I could
possibly be clearer about this.

547
00:33:42,330 --> 00:33:43,950
Please, stop whispering in my ear

548
00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:45,303
and just wait.

549
00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:57,470
- Abbey, what are you doing?

550
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:58,760
- This guy just gave me a hundred bucks

551
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,700
to hold this booth for him.

552
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:01,533
- Seriously?

553
00:34:01,533 --> 00:34:02,950
- I know, right?

554
00:34:02,950 --> 00:34:04,658
But here it is.

555
00:34:04,658 --> 00:34:06,150
- I'm pretty sure we need to split that

556
00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:07,490
three ways, hon.

557
00:34:07,490 --> 00:34:09,750
- Screw that, this is my hundred bucks.

558
00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:10,583
Sit down.

559
00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:12,730
We can find another
table when he gets back.

560
00:34:12,730 --> 00:34:14,090
- Was he cute?

561
00:34:14,090 --> 00:34:15,360
- Why would that be the first question

562
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,720
that you ask about him?

563
00:34:16,720 --> 00:34:17,650
- Is that a no?

564
00:34:17,650 --> 00:34:20,300
- Actually, he was pretty damn hot.

565
00:34:20,300 --> 00:34:21,520
- Shotgun!

566
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,700
- You can't call shotgun
on a guy like that.

567
00:34:23,700 --> 00:34:25,590
- Fine, then dibs.

568
00:34:25,590 --> 00:34:27,450
- That's just a skank move right there.

569
00:34:27,450 --> 00:34:28,430
Abbey, am I right?

570
00:34:28,430 --> 00:34:30,530
Can she just call dibs on a guy like that?

571
00:34:30,530 --> 00:34:33,270
- You know the rules,
it's bros before hos.

572
00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:34,260
Don't hate the player,

573
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:37,360
hate the game, biatch.

574
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,150
- Does that even fit in this context?

575
00:34:40,150 --> 00:34:42,900
Abbey, tell Chloe that
she's abusing the rules

576
00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,680
and invoking a rule that
doesn't fit in this context.

577
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:47,810
And she's being a total skank right now.

578
00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:48,690
- You're being a skank!

579
00:34:48,690 --> 00:34:50,420
- You both are being ridiculous.

580
00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,660
Are you actually fighting over a guy

581
00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:53,060
you haven't even met yet?

582
00:34:53,060 --> 00:34:53,893
- No.

583
00:34:53,893 --> 00:34:54,740
- Okay, well it's stupid

584
00:34:54,740 --> 00:34:56,540
because he wasn't that good looking.

585
00:35:08,472 --> 00:35:10,634
- Ready to head over?

586
00:35:10,634 --> 00:35:12,810
- Over where?

587
00:35:12,810 --> 00:35:14,170
- Where a group of women
are waiting for you

588
00:35:14,170 --> 00:35:16,310
to sweep them off their feet.

589
00:35:30,803 --> 00:35:32,610
Ladies, thank you so much,

590
00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:34,853
we really do appreciate it.

591
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:38,570
What were your names?

592
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,487
- Pretty sure I already
told you my name, stud.

593
00:35:40,487 --> 00:35:41,320
- I was referring to your friends.

594
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,360
How could I forget you, Abbey?

595
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,940
- Good memory, I'm impressed.

596
00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:45,880
- I try.

597
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,713
- I'm Maryanna.

598
00:35:46,713 --> 00:35:47,546
- Chloe.

599
00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,560
- A pleasure to meet you ladies.

600
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:50,922
Let us buy you a drink for helping us out.

601
00:35:50,922 --> 00:35:51,925
- No, that's okay.

602
00:35:51,925 --> 00:35:52,960
We're actually on our way out.
- Abbey!

603
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,830
Let the man properly thank us.

604
00:35:55,830 --> 00:35:56,810
Right, Chloe?

605
00:35:56,810 --> 00:35:58,040
- So that's a yes?

606
00:35:58,040 --> 00:35:58,873
What are you drinking?

607
00:35:58,873 --> 00:35:59,940
- I'll take a Manhattan.

608
00:35:59,940 --> 00:36:00,773
- Nice.

609
00:36:00,773 --> 00:36:01,606
- A gin and tonic.

610
00:36:01,606 --> 00:36:02,747
- Oh, look out.

611
00:36:02,747 --> 00:36:03,898
This woman means business.

612
00:36:03,898 --> 00:36:06,815
- This woman means business indeed!

613
00:36:08,660 --> 00:36:09,547
- And you, Abbey?

614
00:36:09,547 --> 00:36:11,520
- I'll just have a Shirley Temple.

615
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:13,582
Someone should probably be
able to see straight tonight,

616
00:36:13,582 --> 00:36:14,538
don't you think?

617
00:36:14,538 --> 00:36:16,371
- Abbey.
- Yeah, maybe?

618
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:20,450
- I like how this girl thinks.

619
00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,157
Two Shirley Temples, thank you.

620
00:36:25,396 --> 00:36:26,580
- Two Shirley Temples then.

621
00:36:26,580 --> 00:36:29,120
A Manhattan, a gin and tonic,
and I'll figure mine out

622
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:30,060
on the way.

623
00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:31,440
We have our orders?

624
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,273
- Indeed we do.

625
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,000
- Oh my god, he is so hot.

626
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:39,833
- I want him.

627
00:36:39,833 --> 00:36:40,666
- I don't know.

628
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,000
He seems a little too smooth.

629
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,280
He's gotta be a player.

630
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,920
- Whatever he's playing is
exactly the kind of game

631
00:36:45,920 --> 00:36:47,048
I need to be involved with

632
00:36:47,048 --> 00:36:48,490
at this point of my young life.

633
00:36:48,490 --> 00:36:49,660
- The older guy was kinda
cute, don't you think?

634
00:36:49,660 --> 00:36:52,370
- Ew, daddy issues?

635
00:36:52,370 --> 00:36:54,743
- Leave Electra alone,
I see what she means.

636
00:36:54,743 --> 00:36:55,576
- Yeah.

637
00:36:55,576 --> 00:36:57,260
- He is kinda cute in a way.

638
00:36:57,260 --> 00:37:00,107
What's the oldest guy
you've ever been with?

639
00:37:00,107 --> 00:37:00,940
- Like 40.

640
00:37:01,842 --> 00:37:04,251
Like a couple years older than that guy.

641
00:37:04,251 --> 00:37:06,440
- Hold on, you thought
he was a couple years

642
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:07,551
younger than 40?

643
00:37:07,551 --> 00:37:09,653
- Yeah, like 38?

644
00:37:11,087 --> 00:37:12,645
What, like 40?

645
00:37:12,645 --> 00:37:14,120
- 40?

646
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:15,610
40?

647
00:37:15,610 --> 00:37:17,363
Him, 40?

648
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,970
- 40 what?

649
00:37:19,970 --> 00:37:20,803
- Dollars.

650
00:37:20,803 --> 00:37:21,940
If we can guess what you guys do.

651
00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:24,700
- I like it, okay.

652
00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:25,533
Shoot.

653
00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:27,393
Let me give you a hint.

654
00:37:27,393 --> 00:37:29,207
We're professional liars.

655
00:37:29,207 --> 00:37:30,313
- Oh, so you're men.

656
00:37:31,460 --> 00:37:32,293
- Lawyers.

657
00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:33,126
- Nice.

658
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,780
First guess, I'm impressed.

659
00:37:35,780 --> 00:37:39,160
My friend here is a
senior partner at my firm

660
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,930
and I'm trying to make junior partner,

661
00:37:40,930 --> 00:37:42,865
hence taking him out on the
town and corrupting him.

662
00:37:44,422 --> 00:37:45,255
- So cute.

663
00:37:46,138 --> 00:37:47,988
- Well, a deal's a deal. Pay the woman.

664
00:37:49,790 --> 00:37:51,540
An extra 10 for a beautiful smile.

665
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:53,430
- Oh.
- Aw.

666
00:37:53,430 --> 00:37:54,920
- What was your name, by the way?

667
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:55,753
- Boyle.

668
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,840
Peter Boyle.

669
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,250
- Like the actor?

670
00:37:59,250 --> 00:38:01,380
- There's an actor named Peter Boyle?

671
00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,734
- Whose name's Peter Boyle?

672
00:38:02,734 --> 00:38:03,567
- His.

673
00:38:03,567 --> 00:38:04,400
- Like the actor?

674
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:06,900
- No, like the writer.

675
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:08,110
- There's a writer named Peter Boyle?

676
00:38:08,110 --> 00:38:09,820
- Yeah, yeah me.

677
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,113
- You write too?

678
00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:13,173
- Yeah, I...

679
00:38:16,140 --> 00:38:17,620
On the side.

680
00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:18,990
- I love your accent.

681
00:38:18,990 --> 00:38:20,270
Where are you from?

682
00:38:20,270 --> 00:38:21,103
- Australia.

683
00:38:22,084 --> 00:38:23,678
- G'day, mate.

684
00:38:23,678 --> 00:38:24,670
- No, don't do it.

685
00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,338
- Throw another shrimp on the barbie!

686
00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:30,434
- Oh, Foster's, Australian for beer.

687
00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:33,193
- So good.

688
00:38:33,193 --> 00:38:34,276
- Right, huh?

689
00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:38,774
- Excuse me.

690
00:38:40,610 --> 00:38:41,443
- I liked yours.

691
00:38:41,443 --> 00:38:42,331
- Yours was better.

692
00:38:42,331 --> 00:38:43,318
Yours was so good!

693
00:38:43,318 --> 00:38:44,316
- I'm not well familiar

694
00:38:44,316 --> 00:38:45,374
with the continent of, what is it,

695
00:38:45,374 --> 00:38:46,744
it's a continent, right?

696
00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:48,000
Or is it like Australasia.

697
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,044
- It's like on the map.

698
00:38:50,267 --> 00:38:51,247
Oceania.

699
00:38:51,247 --> 00:38:52,910
I couldn't tell the difference

700
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:54,132
between you two

701
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:54,965
and this guy.
- I've never even been

702
00:38:54,965 --> 00:38:56,250
to Australia.

703
00:38:56,250 --> 00:38:57,083
- Really?

704
00:38:57,083 --> 00:38:58,659
- Oh, oh.

705
00:38:58,659 --> 00:38:59,492
- I'm actually very impressed.

706
00:38:59,492 --> 00:39:01,551
- I've only watched movies.

707
00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:02,706
- Well, it did the trick.

708
00:39:02,706 --> 00:39:04,086
- I watch lots of movies.
- Please don't encourage it.

709
00:39:04,086 --> 00:39:05,508
Yeah, watch movies.

710
00:39:05,508 --> 00:39:07,473
Is that how you learned the accent?

711
00:39:07,473 --> 00:39:08,390
- Yeah it was right there.

712
00:39:08,390 --> 00:39:09,255
- No.

713
00:39:09,255 --> 00:39:10,640
Don't tell them that.
- It's so good.

714
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,499
- Don't tell them that.

715
00:39:11,499 --> 00:39:12,900
- Thank you, I love accents.
- So bad, it wasn't.

716
00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:14,823
It wasn't, he's lying, you know.

717
00:39:14,823 --> 00:39:15,748
- What?

718
00:39:15,748 --> 00:39:16,600
- I don't know where this guy went

719
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,550
but give me just a sec,
let me find out, okay?

720
00:39:18,550 --> 00:39:19,573
- Hurry back.

721
00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:23,290
- So that was really embarrassing.

722
00:39:23,290 --> 00:39:24,123
Thanks, guys.

723
00:39:24,123 --> 00:39:25,417
- What is your problem?
- Abbey!

724
00:39:25,417 --> 00:39:27,010
You really need to drink more.

725
00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:27,870
- No you really need to not.
- I know, here,

726
00:39:27,870 --> 00:39:28,841
have some of my Manhattan.

727
00:39:28,841 --> 00:39:29,846
- Yeah.
- I don't want it,

728
00:39:29,846 --> 00:39:30,679
I don't want it.
- You need to relax.

729
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:31,512
Loosen up.
- I have a Shirley Temple.

730
00:39:31,512 --> 00:39:32,691
- There's no sugar in this.
- I have a Shirley Temple.

731
00:39:32,691 --> 00:39:33,524
- Yeah, it's 'cause of sugar.

732
00:39:33,524 --> 00:39:34,922
That's why you're so tense.
- I'm not tense.

733
00:39:34,922 --> 00:39:37,755
- She always gets that way, right?

734
00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:28,333
- What are you doing?

735
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,260
- I am closing out my tab.

736
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,093
- Why?

737
00:40:31,093 --> 00:40:31,926
- Oh, come on.

738
00:40:31,926 --> 00:40:35,722
Those girls have got a
combined IQ of a q-tip!

739
00:40:35,722 --> 00:40:36,670
- Oh so it was their IQs

740
00:40:36,670 --> 00:40:38,680
that you were staring at back there.

741
00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:40,200
I'm sorry, I didn't realize
that we were here for IQs,

742
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:41,920
I thought we were here for women.

743
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:43,943
We're here for IQs, got it.

744
00:40:45,933 --> 00:40:48,270
That gentleman at the bar looks smart.

745
00:40:48,270 --> 00:40:49,420
You wanna go talk to him?

746
00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:54,740
Or the other heavyset gentleman
sitting there at the table.

747
00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:56,550
He looks intelligent.

748
00:40:56,550 --> 00:40:58,840
Gotta be 140, 150 easy.

749
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:00,885
- Yeah, all right, I get your point.

750
00:41:00,885 --> 00:41:03,600
- What were you hoping to find here?

751
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,453
A Nobel laureate, an astrophysicist?

752
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:09,160
Oh, Sonia Sotomayor?

753
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,940
That crew doesn't show up
till after midnight usually.

754
00:41:11,940 --> 00:41:14,733
Look, just give 'em a chance, okay?

755
00:41:15,970 --> 00:41:18,333
Abbey looks like more of a
reader than her friends anyway.

756
00:41:20,410 --> 00:41:21,870
She's more your speed.

757
00:41:21,870 --> 00:41:24,070
The other two might
give you a heart attack.

758
00:41:25,805 --> 00:41:30,805
- Oh, very funny.

759
00:41:34,547 --> 00:41:35,419
- How was that embarrassing?

760
00:41:35,419 --> 00:41:36,252
- It was embarrassing because

761
00:41:36,252 --> 00:41:37,085
you do this every time
- You did amazing.

762
00:41:37,085 --> 00:41:37,918
- we go out.
- Thank you.

763
00:41:37,918 --> 00:41:38,751
I thought yours was great.
- It's always a different

764
00:41:38,751 --> 00:41:39,584
accent every time.

765
00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:40,417
- She doesn't even

766
00:41:40,417 --> 00:41:41,250
give us a chance.
- What are you talking about?

767
00:41:41,250 --> 00:41:42,493
Just 'cause you can't
do an Australian accent.

768
00:41:42,493 --> 00:41:44,617
- I can do an Australian accent.

769
00:41:44,617 --> 00:41:45,450
- It's all that sugar.
- Don't even listen to her.

770
00:41:45,450 --> 00:41:48,200
Yours was great.
- It's ridiculous.

771
00:41:52,613 --> 00:41:54,702
- Where'd you guys go?

772
00:41:54,702 --> 00:41:55,820
- We wanted to make sure the waitress knew

773
00:41:55,820 --> 00:41:57,040
to check on our drinks.

774
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,360
And while we were up there

775
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:01,060
we had a gentleman's disagreement

776
00:42:01,060 --> 00:42:02,190
that we're hoping you
can help settle for us.

777
00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:04,023
- Oh, and what was that?

778
00:42:04,023 --> 00:42:06,030
- Well my friend here has a somewhat

779
00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:07,431
old-fashioned point of view.

780
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,860
He believes that men and
women are like birds,

781
00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:15,130
Emperor Penguins or doves,

782
00:42:15,130 --> 00:42:17,810
and that we are meant to mate for life.

783
00:42:17,810 --> 00:42:20,980
To be monogamous and faithful,
not as a lifestyle choice

784
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:23,180
but as the execution of our very natures.

785
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,730
And I contend that the human species

786
00:42:25,730 --> 00:42:27,640
was never designed for monogamy.

787
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,440
Don't get me wrong, it works
for some, and that's fine but

788
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,900
the human animal simply
isn't designed for it.

789
00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,610
- That's such bullshit.

790
00:42:35,610 --> 00:42:36,443
- I don't know.

791
00:42:36,443 --> 00:42:38,000
I think he's got a point about

792
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,670
not being designed for it.

793
00:42:39,670 --> 00:42:42,580
- Yeah, otherwise, how
can you explain monks,

794
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:44,942
nuns, and Carrie Bradshaw?

795
00:42:44,942 --> 00:42:46,640
- Don't encourage that kind of,

796
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:50,120
don't encourage that kind of
male-chauvinistic thinking.

797
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:51,420
It's bullshit.

798
00:42:51,420 --> 00:42:53,880
- It may be bullshit, but,

799
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,690
it's good-sounding bullshit.

800
00:42:55,690 --> 00:42:57,170
- That's the worst kind.

801
00:42:57,170 --> 00:43:00,440
- Well I wanna hear
where he goes with this.

802
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,273
- Thank you, Maryanna.

803
00:43:03,290 --> 00:43:04,463
Is it chauvinistic?

804
00:43:05,300 --> 00:43:07,060
Honestly I think women are just as

805
00:43:07,060 --> 00:43:08,610
genetically hardwired as men.

806
00:43:08,610 --> 00:43:10,480
To have multiple relationships
in their lifetimes

807
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:13,170
with no lifelong commitment in sight.

808
00:43:13,170 --> 00:43:14,800
There's nothing wrong with commitment,

809
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,423
but biologically, it's meant
to be taken in small doses.

810
00:43:19,460 --> 00:43:21,070
The seven year itch is an actual

811
00:43:21,070 --> 00:43:22,613
hormonally driven phenomenon.

812
00:43:24,030 --> 00:43:28,640
- As is the idea and
institution of commitment.

813
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,140
Marriage at modest estimates goes back

814
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:32,840
at least 4,000 years.

815
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,940
Evidence of men and women
living in monogamous unions,

816
00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:39,910
we find it in Mesopotamian
archeological digs

817
00:43:39,910 --> 00:43:43,069
dating back to 2350 BCE.

818
00:43:43,069 --> 00:43:47,780
You know, it was a
widely embraced process.

819
00:43:47,780 --> 00:43:51,060
The Hebrews, the Greeks, the Romans.

820
00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:51,913
- Strong point.

821
00:43:52,825 --> 00:43:54,303
- I mean, hey birds.

822
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,430
Yeah birds are an ideal example.

823
00:43:57,430 --> 00:44:00,880
90 percent of bird species
are socially monogamous.

824
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:04,080
And their offspring
are far more successful

825
00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:08,313
when both the male and the
female provide the food sources.

826
00:44:09,290 --> 00:44:10,123
- Okay.

827
00:44:11,053 --> 00:44:12,520
But take our biology.

828
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,033
Human biology.

829
00:44:15,055 --> 00:44:17,350
Men are capable of siring hundreds

830
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:18,870
if not thousands of offspring.

831
00:44:18,870 --> 00:44:20,448
- Sounds like my ex-boyfriend.

832
00:44:20,448 --> 00:44:22,338
- That's good.

833
00:44:22,338 --> 00:44:23,800
Ex-boyfriend.

834
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,320
Women for their part
are technically capable

835
00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:28,720
of having as many as 30
offspring in a lifetime.

836
00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,190
And not only that, but women,

837
00:44:31,190 --> 00:44:32,860
contrary to popular belief

838
00:44:32,860 --> 00:44:36,440
are more visually and
socially attuned than men.

839
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:40,580
Your eye is drawn to
the tallest, strongest,

840
00:44:40,580 --> 00:44:42,870
best-looking, most
authoritative man in the room,

841
00:44:42,870 --> 00:44:46,460
the one who shows the most
reproductive advantage,

842
00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:47,943
the greatest social utility.

843
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,653
You, your gender,
selects for these things.

844
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:55,740
We poor men, we're not the choosers.

845
00:44:55,740 --> 00:44:57,400
You are.

846
00:44:57,400 --> 00:45:00,260
In fact, you actually
make monogamy impossible

847
00:45:00,260 --> 00:45:02,023
- We make monogamy impossible?

848
00:45:03,074 --> 00:45:05,000
That's unbelievable.

849
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,410
Are you guys actually hearing this?

850
00:45:06,410 --> 00:45:10,250
No, you're just looking, just looking.

851
00:45:10,250 --> 00:45:12,063
- To use another bird analogy.

852
00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:15,163
Men are like peacocks.

853
00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:18,970
Proudly displaying our feathers for you,

854
00:45:18,970 --> 00:45:20,940
fighting with one another
to prove our worth,

855
00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:23,400
and in the end you choose one of us.

856
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,430
But then you continue to choose

857
00:45:25,430 --> 00:45:28,793
based on our displayed
advantages, our social utility.

858
00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:30,810
We lose a few feathers,

859
00:45:30,810 --> 00:45:33,640
our strut becomes a little slipshod,

860
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:36,530
and you're off trying
to find a better bird.

861
00:45:36,530 --> 00:45:40,440
Cleopatra, Dido, the goddesses
of the Greek Pantheon,

862
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:44,100
Queen Elizabeth, the
polyandrous tribes of Africa.

863
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:47,240
Women have always, and continue to select,

864
00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:49,460
preferring advantage
to the romantic concept

865
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:51,623
of monogamous relationships.

866
00:45:53,750 --> 00:45:55,040
Battle of the sexes?

867
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,940
Yeah, okay.

868
00:45:56,940 --> 00:45:59,970
But don't kid yourselves,
ladies and gentleman.

869
00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:00,803
It's a war.

870
00:46:02,400 --> 00:46:04,920
But you have night vision goggles

871
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:05,984
and nuclear warheads.

872
00:46:07,510 --> 00:46:09,720
And all we have are sticks and stones.

873
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:12,870
Ladies, men would love monogamy in theory.

874
00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,710
But you make that impossible
by your very natures.

875
00:46:15,710 --> 00:46:17,250
Your double X chromosomes

876
00:46:17,250 --> 00:46:20,790
encode for polyamory, not monogamy.

877
00:46:20,790 --> 00:46:22,473
- Our chromosomes, really?

878
00:46:24,740 --> 00:46:26,210
- Absolutely.

879
00:46:26,210 --> 00:46:28,380
But listen, social evolution
has taken us to this point

880
00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:31,140
as much as biological evolution.

881
00:46:31,140 --> 00:46:33,130
Your gender is more in control than ever.

882
00:46:33,130 --> 00:46:36,170
Greater college graduation rates? Done.

883
00:46:36,170 --> 00:46:38,560
Greater graduate degrees? Done.

884
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,143
Greater pay in the workplace? Not quite.

885
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:44,290
Not quite, but we're getting there, right?

886
00:46:44,290 --> 00:46:45,834
Right?

887
00:46:45,834 --> 00:46:47,920
Yeah, we're getting there.

888
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,720
Sexual freedom, done and
done many times over.

889
00:46:50,720 --> 00:46:52,703
Have you seen a Victoria's
Secret ad lately?

890
00:46:55,350 --> 00:46:57,100
Do you think women are drooling over guys

891
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:58,430
in skimpy boxers en masse

892
00:46:58,430 --> 00:46:59,470
anywhere in the world

893
00:46:59,470 --> 00:47:02,540
the way men do every
time we see a billboard

894
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:04,650
or a magazine advertisement?

895
00:47:04,650 --> 00:47:07,283
Ladies, we're helpless
at the very sight of you.

896
00:47:08,230 --> 00:47:11,940
We men are at your mercy,
many, many times over.

897
00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:13,683
Have been for a very long while.

898
00:47:14,590 --> 00:47:16,170
You're waging a war

899
00:47:16,170 --> 00:47:19,023
that you've already won long, long ago.

900
00:47:23,970 --> 00:47:24,803
- My god.

901
00:47:28,421 --> 00:47:29,254
- Oh.

902
00:47:31,820 --> 00:47:33,730
- Practice that much?

903
00:47:33,730 --> 00:47:35,360
- Once or twice.

904
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:36,193
Can you tell?

905
00:47:36,193 --> 00:47:37,800
- Yeah, it's very good.

906
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,763
Almost convincing.

907
00:47:40,038 --> 00:47:41,410
- Well, it wasn't my best work.

908
00:47:41,410 --> 00:47:43,470
I feel like I rushed the
battle of the sexes part.

909
00:47:43,470 --> 00:47:46,290
- You did, you did.

910
00:47:46,290 --> 00:47:47,700
I've heard worse.

911
00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:48,990
He's a little more sophisticated

912
00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:51,560
than the other guys who
have hit on us tonight.

913
00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:53,020
- Whoah! Whoah!

914
00:47:53,020 --> 00:47:54,210
Hit on you? Ladies!

915
00:47:54,210 --> 00:47:56,730
We're simply trying to find
discerning, intelligent women

916
00:47:56,730 --> 00:47:58,803
to help us settle a
gentleman's disagreement.

917
00:48:02,300 --> 00:48:03,320
- Oh, he's good.

918
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,140
- Closing argument, counselor?

919
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,913
The decency of the male
gender hangs in the balance.

920
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,790
- Okay, here goes.

921
00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:17,360
The levels of depression are lower

922
00:48:17,360 --> 00:48:18,723
in married individuals.

923
00:48:19,869 --> 00:48:21,930
Health benefits abound.

924
00:48:21,930 --> 00:48:24,070
General happiness with life.

925
00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:27,760
Sexual activity remains
high with increasing age.

926
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,483
Psychological stability is higher.

927
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:35,120
Then that's to say nothing
about the long-term benefits of

928
00:48:36,550 --> 00:48:39,010
life planning with one partner.

929
00:48:39,010 --> 00:48:39,910
- Are you married?

930
00:48:43,010 --> 00:48:45,220
- I was for a long time.

931
00:48:45,220 --> 00:48:48,170
- And is it really like that?

932
00:48:48,170 --> 00:48:49,670
Like how you're describing it?

933
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:54,563
- Yeah, well, it,

934
00:48:56,100 --> 00:48:58,710
it's like two cooks being
asked to cook a meal

935
00:48:58,710 --> 00:49:01,653
without any ingredients or any utensils,

936
00:49:03,891 --> 00:49:05,541
or less comfortable clothing too.

937
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,967
It seems like hell at first and it is

938
00:49:08,967 --> 00:49:10,293
but it's a beautiful hell.

939
00:49:11,380 --> 00:49:12,213
- Oh.

940
00:49:14,773 --> 00:49:16,083
- A beautiful hell.

941
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,318
Is there such a thing?

942
00:49:19,318 --> 00:49:20,840
- Aw.

943
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:21,980
Did someone break your heart once?

944
00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:23,010
- That's my whole point.

945
00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:25,260
We men are the weaker sex.

946
00:49:25,260 --> 00:49:27,180
We're just following
your lead in this whole

947
00:49:27,180 --> 00:49:29,553
anti-monogamy thing,
doing our best to keep up.

948
00:49:32,241 --> 00:49:35,450
- Well, I agree that
men are the weaker sex.

949
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:36,910
- Yeah, especially my ex-boyfriend.

950
00:49:36,910 --> 00:49:39,930
- Well I don't think
there is a weaker sex.

951
00:49:39,930 --> 00:49:42,280
I think that all of
this is just some pseudo

952
00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,358
psycho babble to get into women's pants.

953
00:49:44,358 --> 00:49:45,191
- Abbey.

954
00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:48,756
- It's kind of working for me right now.

955
00:49:48,756 --> 00:49:49,839
- Ah! me too.

956
00:49:51,070 --> 00:49:54,440
- I still believe there's
a place for romance

957
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,203
and monogamy.

958
00:49:57,630 --> 00:49:58,603
I agree with Peter.

959
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:04,540
- It's the one thing

960
00:50:04,540 --> 00:50:07,773
that will keep you sane in this world.

961
00:50:10,907 --> 00:50:14,463
It's a shard of beauty amidst the chaos.

962
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,027
- I believed in the tooth fairy once.

963
00:50:20,027 --> 00:50:22,327
It made a lot of sense
at the time, I suppose.

964
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,103
- It doesn't matter what you believe in.

965
00:50:27,490 --> 00:50:30,250
Okay, it's the believing that matters.

966
00:50:30,250 --> 00:50:32,923
You hold on to it for as long as you can.

967
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:41,640
- Sometimes it's just as important to know

968
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:42,583
when to let go.

969
00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:55,910
- I need the ladies room.

970
00:50:55,910 --> 00:50:57,100
Come with me?

971
00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:57,933
Right now?

972
00:50:57,933 --> 00:50:58,990
- Right now?

973
00:50:58,990 --> 00:50:59,960
- Yeah, right now.

974
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:03,000
No, we're actually gonna
go to the ladies room.

975
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:03,833
Come on.

976
00:51:03,833 --> 00:51:05,470
Let's give the boys some alone time

977
00:51:05,470 --> 00:51:07,997
to decide who won their
gentleman's disagreement.

978
00:51:17,186 --> 00:51:20,000
- What in the hell are you doing?

979
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,450
- What are you talking about?

980
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,320
- Don't talk about yourself.

981
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,480
"Beautiful hell." What were you thinking?

982
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:28,210
Do you think all that talk about monogamy

983
00:51:28,210 --> 00:51:29,570
is going to convince one of these women

984
00:51:29,570 --> 00:51:30,403
to throw off her inhibitions

985
00:51:30,403 --> 00:51:31,540
and go home with you tonight?

986
00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:32,700
- We were getting acquainted.

987
00:51:32,700 --> 00:51:34,180
They wanted to know about me.

988
00:51:34,180 --> 00:51:36,122
- They don't want to know about you.

989
00:51:36,122 --> 00:51:37,470
They don't want to know about me.

990
00:51:37,470 --> 00:51:38,821
- Well what do they wanna know about?

991
00:51:38,821 --> 00:51:40,603
- They wanna know about themselves!

992
00:51:46,390 --> 00:51:47,890
- I thought it was going well.

993
00:51:49,210 --> 00:51:50,180
- It was.

994
00:51:50,180 --> 00:51:52,110
Until you dove into
the virtues of marriage

995
00:51:52,110 --> 00:51:53,820
and zoned out like Donnie Darko.

996
00:51:53,820 --> 00:51:55,030
- Who?

997
00:51:55,030 --> 00:51:56,633
- They're getting bored.

998
00:51:57,510 --> 00:52:00,680
There's no more cardinal
sin than being boring.

999
00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:03,130
This is a dogfight, a war!

1000
00:52:03,130 --> 00:52:04,670
Not a tea party.

1001
00:52:04,670 --> 00:52:06,210
You'll be lucky if they come back.

1002
00:52:06,210 --> 00:52:08,160
- I have to be the ideal version of myself

1003
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,160
or something, right?

1004
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:14,000
- "Ideal version of yourself"?

1005
00:52:15,060 --> 00:52:16,430
What makes you think you have

1006
00:52:16,430 --> 00:52:18,053
an ideal version of yourself?

1007
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,050
- Well what do we want to talk about?

1008
00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:26,390
- I told you, them, them, always them!

1009
00:52:26,390 --> 00:52:27,283
- And then what?

1010
00:52:27,283 --> 00:52:28,180
- More of them!

1011
00:52:28,180 --> 00:52:30,160
Don't talk about your life, your work,

1012
00:52:30,160 --> 00:52:32,330
and certainly not your failed marriage!

1013
00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:34,000
Nobody came here for that.

1014
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,050
Definitely not them.

1015
00:52:36,140 --> 00:52:38,443
- Fine, I get it!

1016
00:52:44,377 --> 00:52:45,710
- I hope you do.

1017
00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:55,840
- We're back.

1018
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,840
Feels a little intense.

1019
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:59,490
What were you guys talking about?

1020
00:53:02,810 --> 00:53:04,120
- You ladies.

1021
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:05,770
- Right, well.

1022
00:53:05,770 --> 00:53:06,970
About us ladies,

1023
00:53:06,970 --> 00:53:09,210
we just wanted to thank you for the drinks

1024
00:53:09,210 --> 00:53:10,743
and the conversation, but,

1025
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,740
we should really get going now, so.

1026
00:53:13,740 --> 00:53:15,000
- One more drink.

1027
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,620
I really have to get going.

1028
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:19,310
And we came together, so
we're gonna leave together.

1029
00:53:19,310 --> 00:53:20,740
It's like in the girl handbook.

1030
00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:21,883
- I read that once.

1031
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:24,150
Watched Oprah for a week straight

1032
00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:25,697
and couldn't stop doing hot yoga.

1033
00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:28,140
- Anyway.

1034
00:53:28,140 --> 00:53:30,260
Thank you, it was good meeting you.

1035
00:53:30,260 --> 00:53:31,150
Have a good night.

1036
00:53:31,150 --> 00:53:32,520
- Hey.

1037
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,830
Unless you're all going to the same place,

1038
00:53:34,830 --> 00:53:37,730
why doesn't Peter here make sure

1039
00:53:37,730 --> 00:53:39,150
that you get home safely, Abbey?

1040
00:53:39,150 --> 00:53:42,333
And I can get Chloe and Maryanna home.

1041
00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:46,857
I promise to get them into
bed before their bedtime.

1042
00:53:48,290 --> 00:53:51,500
- I guess that could work.

1043
00:53:51,500 --> 00:53:54,293
If Peter's up for being
dragged across town.

1044
00:53:56,170 --> 00:53:57,003
- Peter?

1045
00:53:58,340 --> 00:53:59,877
- Thank you, but no, Abbey.

1046
00:53:59,877 --> 00:54:01,329
It is getting late.

1047
00:54:01,329 --> 00:54:03,270
I could pay for your cab fare.

1048
00:54:03,270 --> 00:54:04,750
- No.

1049
00:54:04,750 --> 00:54:06,043
No, that's okay.

1050
00:54:07,323 --> 00:54:09,373
It's a pleasure meeting you, Peter Boyle.

1051
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:14,378
- The pleasure was all mine, Abbey.

1052
00:54:16,140 --> 00:54:18,270
- We could still use a ride home

1053
00:54:18,270 --> 00:54:19,650
if you're up for it.

1054
00:54:19,650 --> 00:54:21,810
- I would love to but the
firm will literally kill me

1055
00:54:21,810 --> 00:54:23,530
if I don't make sure that
this guy gets to the office

1056
00:54:23,530 --> 00:54:25,770
in one piece tomorrow morning.

1057
00:54:25,770 --> 00:54:27,360
- You heard the man, ladies.

1058
00:54:27,360 --> 00:54:29,660
Let's go.

1059
00:54:29,660 --> 00:54:30,873
Cold showers await.

1060
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,010
- Oh you've got to be kidding me.

1061
00:54:45,410 --> 00:54:47,170
- No, no, that felt wrong.

1062
00:54:47,170 --> 00:54:49,150
She reminds me of someone.

1063
00:54:49,150 --> 00:54:50,400
- And that's a bad thing?

1064
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,313
I gotta ask, who?

1065
00:54:56,830 --> 00:54:58,460
- I don't wanna talk about it.

1066
00:54:58,460 --> 00:54:59,710
- How about a better why?

1067
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:04,783
- She's young enough
to be my granddaughter.

1068
00:55:05,650 --> 00:55:10,260
I am out here tonight looking for a woman.

1069
00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:12,510
I am not out here tonight
looking for a girl.

1070
00:55:25,100 --> 00:55:26,130
- You are making my job

1071
00:55:26,130 --> 00:55:29,223
much, much more difficult
than it needs to be.

1072
00:55:32,650 --> 00:55:34,471
I have a flight to catch in the morning.

1073
00:55:34,471 --> 00:55:35,304
And it would be nice

1074
00:55:35,304 --> 00:55:37,743
if we could wrap this up sometime tonight.

1075
00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:52,743
It's okay.

1076
00:55:53,790 --> 00:55:55,970
Walk it off, Professor.

1077
00:55:55,970 --> 00:55:57,820
Everybody strikes out the first time.

1078
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:03,140
Let's get out of here.

1079
00:56:03,140 --> 00:56:04,630
- Okay, where are we going?

1080
00:56:04,630 --> 00:56:05,753
- Greener pastures.

1081
00:57:06,187 --> 00:57:08,130
All right, head in the game, Professor.

1082
00:57:08,130 --> 00:57:10,570
This place is going to
be a little livelier.

1083
00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:12,220
Just remember what we learned
this last time through

1084
00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:13,380
and please take a woman home

1085
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:14,430
if she's staring at you like that.

1086
00:57:14,430 --> 00:57:15,263
- Fine!

1087
00:57:15,263 --> 00:57:16,970
- Thank you, I swear I've
never worked this hard

1088
00:57:16,970 --> 00:57:18,210
trying to get somebody else laid.

1089
00:57:18,210 --> 00:57:19,757
- Oh, it must be terrible for you.

1090
00:57:19,757 --> 00:57:21,183
- I bear my burdens lightly.

1091
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:30,333
What are you doing?

1092
00:57:30,333 --> 00:57:32,060
- I'm waiting in line.

1093
00:57:32,060 --> 00:57:33,253
- For what, to get in?

1094
00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:35,659
- Yeah.

1095
00:57:35,659 --> 00:57:37,638
- What are you from Venus?

1096
00:57:37,638 --> 00:57:39,523
Come on.

1097
00:57:39,523 --> 00:57:43,617
Come on, come on, come on.

1098
00:57:43,617 --> 00:57:45,095
- Gentlemen!
- What's up, Roy?

1099
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,070
good to see you.

1100
00:57:46,070 --> 00:57:46,903
- Have fun, man.

1101
00:58:29,341 --> 00:58:30,484
- Oh my god!

1102
00:58:30,484 --> 00:58:31,983
- God!

1103
00:58:31,983 --> 00:58:33,750
- What are you doing here?

1104
00:58:33,750 --> 00:58:35,558
- Do we know each other?

1105
00:58:35,558 --> 00:58:38,873
- Professor Boyle, it's me, Charlie.

1106
00:58:40,230 --> 00:58:41,810
Charlie Westfield.

1107
00:58:41,810 --> 00:58:43,330
I took like five classes from you

1108
00:58:43,330 --> 00:58:45,190
freshman and sophomore
year until I decided

1109
00:58:45,190 --> 00:58:46,770
to switch majors.

1110
00:58:46,770 --> 00:58:48,222
- Oh!

1111
00:58:48,222 --> 00:58:49,618
Oh my god.

1112
00:58:49,618 --> 00:58:51,219
- It's so great to see you.

1113
00:58:51,219 --> 00:58:53,036
- And it's good
to see you too, Charlie.

1114
00:58:53,036 --> 00:58:56,813
- This is like a fantasy
I used to have about you.

1115
00:58:56,813 --> 00:58:59,720
I didn't know you liked to party.

1116
00:58:59,720 --> 00:59:01,699
- Look, I'm here with a friend.

1117
00:59:01,699 --> 00:59:03,380
I'm here with a friend, Charlie.

1118
00:59:03,380 --> 00:59:06,313
Charlie, I am here with a friend.

1119
00:59:08,304 --> 00:59:10,203
- I'm so drunk, Professor Boyle.

1120
00:59:12,070 --> 00:59:13,463
- I can see that, Charlie.

1121
00:59:14,470 --> 00:59:15,303
Look.

1122
00:59:16,638 --> 00:59:18,163
I need to find my friend, all right?

1123
00:59:18,163 --> 00:59:19,097
I lost him.

1124
00:59:20,690 --> 00:59:21,913
Look, Charlie.

1125
00:59:22,770 --> 00:59:24,250
- Will you have a drink
with me, Professor?

1126
00:59:24,250 --> 00:59:27,470
- I don't think that would
be a good idea, Charlie,

1127
00:59:27,470 --> 00:59:31,190
but it's really sweet of you to ask, okay?

1128
00:59:31,190 --> 00:59:34,810
- Have a drink with me, Professor.

1129
00:59:34,810 --> 00:59:35,643
- Charlie.

1130
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:38,280
I don't drink.

1131
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:40,733
I haven't for a long time, okay?

1132
00:59:41,873 --> 00:59:43,400
Look.

1133
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:47,787
I need to find my friend, all right?

1134
00:59:47,787 --> 00:59:49,733
Mhmm, mhmm, are you listening?

1135
00:59:50,946 --> 00:59:53,230
Hey, how about this, okay?

1136
00:59:53,230 --> 00:59:55,943
You go help me find my friend.

1137
00:59:57,270 --> 01:00:02,200
Tall, good-looking Asian man
in a really nice suit, okay?

1138
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:05,053
You go help, you go
find him, okay, please?

1139
01:00:06,032 --> 01:00:07,650
- Okay.

1140
01:00:07,650 --> 01:00:11,472
But then I'm going to come and find you

1141
01:00:11,472 --> 01:00:14,123
and make you have a drink with me.

1142
01:00:15,464 --> 01:00:16,793
- Good, thank you.

1143
01:00:16,793 --> 01:00:19,210
It's really, really nice to see you.

1144
01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:35,380
- Hey!

1145
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:38,693
You looking for your
granddaughter in here?

1146
01:00:59,945 --> 01:01:02,945
- Can I bother you for one of those?

1147
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:10,793
Thank you.

1148
01:01:27,690 --> 01:01:28,973
- What up, brother?

1149
01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:31,873
Give us a second.

1150
01:01:31,873 --> 01:01:33,783
I got to talk to my man here.

1151
01:01:37,609 --> 01:01:39,220
Ouch.

1152
01:01:39,220 --> 01:01:41,952
- Good news is, now if
we're actually together,

1153
01:01:41,952 --> 01:01:43,953
people might pay attention
to your ugly ass.

1154
01:01:43,953 --> 01:01:46,243
- You look like shit, man.

1155
01:01:47,485 --> 01:01:49,110
- You should see the other guy.

1156
01:01:49,110 --> 01:01:50,200
- Who was it?

1157
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:51,340
- Fred.

1158
01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:52,980
- Oh, that old bastard?

1159
01:01:52,980 --> 01:01:54,710
He looks like he could pack a punch.

1160
01:01:54,710 --> 01:01:55,623
- Because he does.

1161
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:00,020
- Look, man, I'm sorry it happened.

1162
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,610
Isabelle can be a spiteful bitch

1163
01:02:01,610 --> 01:02:03,557
but this shit, totally uncalled for.

1164
01:02:03,557 --> 01:02:04,390
How do you feel?

1165
01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:06,350
- Been better.

1166
01:02:06,350 --> 01:02:08,573
But I got some drugs out of it.

1167
01:02:09,481 --> 01:02:10,530
- What kind?

1168
01:02:10,530 --> 01:02:12,421
Nice, let me see that.

1169
01:02:12,421 --> 01:02:14,610
You probably can't feel a thing, can you?

1170
01:02:14,610 --> 01:02:16,820
I'm testing a few to make
sure they're not poison.

1171
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:18,870
I don't want my boy going down like that.

1172
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,193
- She your tail for the night?

1173
01:02:28,550 --> 01:02:30,160
- No, it's my night off, man.

1174
01:02:30,160 --> 01:02:32,570
- Only guy I know who'd come
to work on his night off.

1175
01:02:32,570 --> 01:02:34,450
- You know what we do, it's trim.

1176
01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:36,150
You call that work?

1177
01:02:36,150 --> 01:02:37,753
- Well somebody's gotta do it, right?

1178
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,110
- Look, the world's going to shit.

1179
01:02:42,110 --> 01:02:43,400
They keep making beautiful women,

1180
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:45,400
what does that got to tell
you about the universe?

1181
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,970
What the hell are you doing here?

1182
01:02:46,970 --> 01:02:48,720
- Isabelle sent me on one last job.

1183
01:02:49,610 --> 01:02:50,823
- Harsh.

1184
01:02:50,823 --> 01:02:53,570
She beats your ass and
makes you go to work.

1185
01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:54,403
What a bitch.

1186
01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:56,030
- You surprised?

1187
01:02:56,030 --> 01:02:58,602
- Guess she's back to
old tricks, pun intended.

1188
01:03:01,738 --> 01:03:03,780
But Isabelle's little niece,

1189
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:07,170
that's a fine piece of 23-year-old ass.

1190
01:03:07,170 --> 01:03:08,720
Gabrielle, right?

1191
01:03:08,720 --> 01:03:10,600
I'd take a beating to tap that.

1192
01:03:10,600 --> 01:03:13,820
In fact, I've taken a few lumps in my day

1193
01:03:13,820 --> 01:03:16,040
under somewhat similar circumstances.

1194
01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:16,990
- What did you say?

1195
01:03:18,730 --> 01:03:19,820
- Isabelle
freaked because, you know,

1196
01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:22,000
you were tapping her niece.

1197
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,100
I mean everyone heard.

1198
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,120
- No.

1199
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,620
No one heard about why.

1200
01:03:29,620 --> 01:03:32,950
- Shit man, I heard it from
somewhere, I don't know.

1201
01:03:32,950 --> 01:03:33,783
- Did you?

1202
01:03:35,214 --> 01:03:37,860
- Hey, I never said anything to Isabelle--

1203
01:03:37,860 --> 01:03:38,693
- You wouldn't...

1204
01:03:43,416 --> 01:03:46,215
- You gotta know, it tore me apart, man.

1205
01:03:46,215 --> 01:03:48,090
I think of you like a brother.

1206
01:03:48,090 --> 01:03:49,990
Think this was an easy decision for me?

1207
01:03:50,870 --> 01:03:52,180
Pull focus for one second,

1208
01:03:52,180 --> 01:03:53,880
think about how I feel, how I felt.

1209
01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:57,007
Isabelle was passing you all
the best shit, wasn't she?

1210
01:03:59,089 --> 01:04:02,003
Yeah, she was passing you the best shit.

1211
01:04:03,020 --> 01:04:06,360
Don't take it personal,
it's just work, all right?

1212
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,533
No hard feelings.

1213
01:04:10,099 --> 01:04:10,932
- I'm gonna go.

1214
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:13,836
But I want you to know,
the next time I see you

1215
01:04:13,836 --> 01:04:15,697
I'm gonna beat the living shit out of you.

1216
01:04:17,180 --> 01:04:18,507
- I really hope it
doesn't come down to that

1217
01:04:18,507 --> 01:04:20,597
but I'm rarely in New York anyway, so...

1218
01:04:30,230 --> 01:04:32,483
Tell the bartender I'll grab your tab.

1219
01:04:33,527 --> 01:04:35,763
All right, get whatever you want.

1220
01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:37,880
Grab yourself a meal, whatever.

1221
01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:39,673
I hate flying on an empty stomach.

1222
01:04:40,540 --> 01:04:41,790
But maybe that's just me.

1223
01:04:44,430 --> 01:04:45,423
Later, dude.

1224
01:06:47,910 --> 01:06:52,460
- Oh.

1225
01:06:54,230 --> 01:06:55,129
- Peter!

1226
01:06:55,129 --> 01:06:56,369
Is that you?

1227
01:06:56,369 --> 01:06:59,232
- Jeffrey, Helena, what the?

1228
01:06:59,232 --> 01:07:02,185
What are you doing out at this hour?

1229
01:07:02,185 --> 01:07:04,710
- We were just about to
ask you the same thing.

1230
01:07:04,710 --> 01:07:08,270
- We had dinner at this
remarkable Tuscan Trattoria.

1231
01:07:08,270 --> 01:07:10,940
And then went to our favorite patisserie.

1232
01:07:10,940 --> 01:07:12,467
Well, we lost track of time

1233
01:07:12,467 --> 01:07:15,750
and had to walk off the wine
a bit before going home.

1234
01:07:15,750 --> 01:07:16,583
And you?

1235
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:21,120
- I'm out with a friend

1236
01:07:22,531 --> 01:07:25,710
and decided to walk home.

1237
01:07:27,340 --> 01:07:28,790
- Were you in that nightclub?

1238
01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:31,026
- Nightclub?

1239
01:07:31,026 --> 01:07:33,185
Oh no, I just stopped for a rest.

1240
01:07:33,185 --> 01:07:34,018
Is that a night club?

1241
01:07:34,018 --> 01:07:34,950
It's a nightclub, right.

1242
01:07:34,950 --> 01:07:37,350
That's a nightclub, yeah.

1243
01:07:37,350 --> 01:07:40,720
They pop up in the most
remarkable places, don't they?

1244
01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:42,570
- You said you had a friend with you.

1245
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:44,810
- Yeah, yeah.

1246
01:07:44,810 --> 01:07:47,380
He's gone home.

1247
01:07:47,380 --> 01:07:49,313
We parted ways at the restaurant.

1248
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,183
- And you've been walking since dinner?

1249
01:07:54,990 --> 01:07:56,340
- Yeah, it was a late meal.

1250
01:08:04,050 --> 01:08:05,100
- Listen, old friend,

1251
01:08:06,670 --> 01:08:10,480
we want to apologize for not
seeing each other more since,

1252
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:11,797
well, you know.

1253
01:08:13,980 --> 01:08:14,930
- It's quite all right, Jeffrey,

1254
01:08:14,930 --> 01:08:15,930
it's quite all right.

1255
01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:17,163
- No, it's not.

1256
01:08:18,272 --> 01:08:20,350
Well the truth be known,
we weren't certain

1257
01:08:20,350 --> 01:08:21,993
how to be there for you.

1258
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:26,500
For that, and...

1259
01:08:26,500 --> 01:08:29,303
for the lack of effort
despite our uncertainty,

1260
01:08:31,344 --> 01:08:33,433
we have been horrible friends to you.

1261
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:37,233
A newly published novel
is no excuse on my part.

1262
01:08:38,290 --> 01:08:40,300
I mean you of all people should know

1263
01:08:40,300 --> 01:08:43,090
how busy things get with editors and such.

1264
01:08:43,090 --> 01:08:44,260
Even though it has been sometime

1265
01:08:44,260 --> 01:08:45,993
since you've published anything.

1266
01:08:49,510 --> 01:08:52,413
Well, that's neither here nor there.

1267
01:08:53,927 --> 01:08:55,066
- But we are sorry.

1268
01:08:55,066 --> 01:08:55,899
- Yeah.

1269
01:08:56,854 --> 01:08:58,854
- Won't you join us for dinner sometime?

1270
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,100
- Yeah, do.

1271
01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:04,220
And since you've returned to teaching,

1272
01:09:04,220 --> 01:09:07,113
I'd love to hear about some of
the classes you've taken on.

1273
01:09:27,887 --> 01:09:29,537
Have you resumed writing as well?

1274
01:09:34,760 --> 01:09:35,903
- I've had some ideas.

1275
01:09:38,091 --> 01:09:39,680
But to be honest.

1276
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:40,513
- Hey So Cal.

1277
01:09:41,656 --> 01:09:43,050
What are you doing?
- I'm having trouble

1278
01:09:43,050 --> 01:09:45,150
finding inspiration.

1279
01:09:45,150 --> 01:09:46,640
- It's cold as balls out here.

1280
01:09:46,640 --> 01:09:48,633
I could cut glass... What?

1281
01:09:49,730 --> 01:09:51,543
No, I'll meet you guys there.

1282
01:09:56,043 --> 01:09:57,470
- But you know, inspiration.

1283
01:09:57,470 --> 01:10:00,623
- Get over here, fancy face.
- Will come eventually.

1284
01:10:01,730 --> 01:10:03,043
Always does, doesn't it?

1285
01:10:04,261 --> 01:10:05,094
- I'm gonna stay

1286
01:10:05,094 --> 01:10:07,450
and have a drink with Professor Boyle.

1287
01:10:07,450 --> 01:10:09,315
What?
- Right now I'm,

1288
01:10:09,315 --> 01:10:10,649
- Behind you, Char Char!

1289
01:10:10,649 --> 01:10:15,100
- Concentrating on
classes, really, you know?

1290
01:10:25,690 --> 01:10:27,150
- Great to see you, Peter.

1291
01:10:27,150 --> 01:10:28,520
- Good to see you too.

1292
01:10:29,788 --> 01:10:31,453
- We should really get going.

1293
01:10:41,815 --> 01:10:44,398
- You wanna get that drink now?

1294
01:12:14,510 --> 01:12:17,427
- What are you doing here, old man?

1295
01:12:33,492 --> 01:12:35,992
- Hey, you all right, old man?

1296
01:14:22,591 --> 01:14:24,127
- You awake, Professor?

1297
01:14:24,127 --> 01:14:26,047
I've been looking all over for you.

1298
01:14:28,060 --> 01:14:30,170
Take a little nap? Was that good?

1299
01:14:30,170 --> 01:14:31,770
All rested up and ready to go, I take it?

1300
01:14:31,770 --> 01:14:32,930
It's showtime, cowboy.

1301
01:14:32,930 --> 01:14:35,550
And I see you relaxed
your rule on drinking,

1302
01:14:35,550 --> 01:14:36,720
that's good to see.

1303
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,677
Someone I want you to meet.

1304
01:14:40,827 --> 01:14:41,660
- Hi.

1305
01:14:42,890 --> 01:14:45,347
You're even more handsome than I expected.

1306
01:14:47,237 --> 01:14:48,675
- Who is she?

1307
01:14:48,675 --> 01:14:49,670
- Just a friend of mine.

1308
01:14:49,670 --> 01:14:51,763
I thought you two might hit it off.

1309
01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:54,870
- Friend?

1310
01:14:54,870 --> 01:14:56,879
She a professional?

1311
01:14:56,879 --> 01:14:57,712
- Aren't we all?

1312
01:14:58,830 --> 01:14:59,920
- I asked you a question!

1313
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:02,630
- Take it easy, this is a beautiful woman

1314
01:15:02,630 --> 01:15:04,070
who wants to have a drink with you

1315
01:15:04,070 --> 01:15:05,160
and talk for a bit,

1316
01:15:05,160 --> 01:15:06,170
what more do you need to know?

1317
01:15:06,170 --> 01:15:08,163
- Don't talk to me like I'm a child!

1318
01:15:09,890 --> 01:15:11,830
I told you what I wanted.

1319
01:15:11,830 --> 01:15:13,890
And this isn't it!

1320
01:15:13,890 --> 01:15:15,430
A whore for the evening!

1321
01:15:15,430 --> 01:15:16,410
Pay as you go!

1322
01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:18,470
- Chantelle, just give us a second.

1323
01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:22,230
You're drunk and you're
embarrassing yourself.

1324
01:15:22,230 --> 01:15:23,070
We all pay for sex,

1325
01:15:23,070 --> 01:15:25,353
some of us are just more
honest about the price.

1326
01:15:26,580 --> 01:15:28,173
- Don't you talk down to me.

1327
01:15:29,233 --> 01:15:32,170
Do you have any idea what
I've achieved in my life?

1328
01:15:32,170 --> 01:15:35,470
Do you have any idea of the perfection

1329
01:15:35,470 --> 01:15:37,100
I had in my life?

1330
01:15:38,998 --> 01:15:40,670
Where's my queen?

1331
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:43,020
- You're not making any
sense, Peter, just relax.

1332
01:15:43,020 --> 01:15:45,230
- Don't tell me to relax!

1333
01:15:45,230 --> 01:15:46,580
You don't tell me what to do, all right?

1334
01:15:46,580 --> 01:15:47,955
- Okay let's cool it on the drinks.

1335
01:15:47,955 --> 01:15:49,730
- You don't tell me what to do.

1336
01:15:49,730 --> 01:15:53,330
You say and do what I tell
you to say and do, all right?!

1337
01:15:53,330 --> 01:15:54,170
- Let's stop with the pointing.

1338
01:15:54,170 --> 01:15:55,003
- Nothing more!

1339
01:15:55,003 --> 01:15:56,360
- Let's stop with the
pointing of the fingers.

1340
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:57,770
Let's cool it on the drinks,

1341
01:15:57,770 --> 01:15:59,520
cool it on the yelling, okay?

1342
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:00,520
Just relax.

1343
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:01,887
- I instruct you!

1344
01:16:01,887 --> 01:16:03,440
I am your employer!

1345
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:05,273
I tell you what to do.

1346
01:16:06,737 --> 01:16:09,203
- Okay, take your
finger out of my face and just--

1347
01:16:09,203 --> 01:16:11,120
- I am your employer.

1348
01:16:11,120 --> 01:16:12,740
- Stop with the finger.

1349
01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:14,320
- I--
- Okay, you know what?

1350
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:17,393
What's wrong with you?!

1351
01:16:17,393 --> 01:16:18,700
- Just leave me alone!
- Hey, hey!

1352
01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:19,760
Leave this guy alone, okay?

1353
01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,740
- You know what, Junior?

1354
01:16:21,740 --> 01:16:22,780
Grownups are talking here.

1355
01:16:22,780 --> 01:16:24,401
Take a hike.

1356
01:16:24,401 --> 01:16:25,234
- Come on, Peter.

1357
01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:28,049
- Argh!

1358
01:16:29,140 --> 01:16:30,170
You gonna punch me in my ear

1359
01:16:30,170 --> 01:16:31,003
when I'm not looking?

1360
01:16:31,003 --> 01:16:32,317
- You can either walk out of here

1361
01:16:32,317 --> 01:16:33,558
or you can be carried out of here.

1362
01:16:33,558 --> 01:16:34,391
- Yeah.

1363
01:16:36,066 --> 01:16:41,066
- You're gonna carry me
out of here?

1364
01:16:54,112 --> 01:16:56,112
- Lose your buddy?

1365
01:20:01,600 --> 01:20:03,643
- Hey, it's the Escort!

1366
01:20:08,187 --> 01:20:09,020
You want a drink?

1367
01:20:09,020 --> 01:20:10,182
Or are you back for the money?

1368
01:20:10,182 --> 01:20:11,015
- I don't care about the money.

1369
01:20:11,015 --> 01:20:12,310
I'm here to take you home.

1370
01:20:12,310 --> 01:20:13,590
- That's all right, sport.

1371
01:20:13,590 --> 01:20:14,940
Charlie's got this covered.

1372
01:20:16,710 --> 01:20:17,543
- Hey!

1373
01:20:18,670 --> 01:20:19,503
Hey.

1374
01:20:20,340 --> 01:20:21,465
Relax.

1375
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:30,730
- Okay, this is...

1376
01:20:32,170 --> 01:20:33,003
Peter, let's go.

1377
01:20:34,110 --> 01:20:35,360
- I'm not going anywhere.

1378
01:20:40,980 --> 01:20:41,813
Ow!

1379
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:45,123
Charlie bit me!

1380
01:20:47,092 --> 01:20:48,867
And it hurts.

1381
01:20:48,867 --> 01:20:50,333
And it's still hurting.

1382
01:20:50,333 --> 01:20:52,393
- I'm sorry, Professor Boyle.

1383
01:20:54,228 --> 01:20:55,363
- Do it again.

1384
01:20:55,363 --> 01:20:56,543
- Okay, this is ridiculous.

1385
01:20:56,543 --> 01:20:58,330
Come on, let's go, come on, come on.

1386
01:20:58,330 --> 01:20:59,507
- There is nothing you can do

1387
01:20:59,507 --> 01:21:02,583
that's gonna make me get
out of this club, all right?

1388
01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:07,613
- Peter.

1389
01:21:07,613 --> 01:21:08,870
It's like three o'clock in the morning.

1390
01:21:08,870 --> 01:21:11,141
I'm tired and I know you are too.

1391
01:21:11,141 --> 01:21:12,584
Let's get you home.

1392
01:21:12,584 --> 01:21:14,667
- No, I'm not going home.

1393
01:21:28,270 --> 01:21:29,453
Where did you get that?

1394
01:21:32,107 --> 01:21:33,777
- It was in your hands when you passed out

1395
01:21:33,777 --> 01:21:34,623
and I found it.

1396
01:21:36,270 --> 01:21:37,820
- You don't know anything about me.

1397
01:21:37,820 --> 01:21:39,530
- I know enough to know that
you're one of the good ones

1398
01:21:39,530 --> 01:21:40,363
and I shouldn't have brought you out here

1399
01:21:40,363 --> 01:21:41,630
in the first place.

1400
01:21:41,630 --> 01:21:42,980
So now I'm taking you home.

1401
01:21:44,340 --> 01:21:45,650
- I'm not going home.

1402
01:21:55,578 --> 01:21:57,828
There's nothing you can do.

1403
01:22:04,594 --> 01:22:05,847
Give it to me!
- No.

1404
01:22:05,847 --> 01:22:06,775
- Give it to me!
- No.

1405
01:22:41,913 --> 01:22:44,588
- Curious thing, isn't it?

1406
01:22:44,588 --> 01:22:45,921
The human heart.

1407
01:22:48,587 --> 01:22:50,753
It's impossible to control,

1408
01:22:52,370 --> 01:22:53,773
difficult to ignore,

1409
01:22:56,177 --> 01:22:59,123
and prone to such precious pain.

1410
01:23:03,310 --> 01:23:06,140
And all of it, the whole sweet mess,

1411
01:23:07,700 --> 01:23:09,663
is over far too quickly!

1412
01:23:33,270 --> 01:23:34,103
- Shall we?

1413
01:23:37,088 --> 01:23:38,537
- I never thought you'd ask.

1414
01:23:44,010 --> 01:23:44,843
Thank you.

1415
01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:49,600
- You pack a punch, Professor.

1416
01:23:59,672 --> 01:24:02,312
♪ The song in my head ♪

1417
01:24:02,312 --> 01:24:05,236
♪ Reminds me of you ♪

1418
01:24:05,236 --> 01:24:10,236
♪ I hear the echoes of
your favorite tunes ♪

1419
01:24:10,874 --> 01:24:13,205
♪ Takes me back ♪

1420
01:24:13,205 --> 01:24:16,575
♪ Though I don't feel no pain ♪

1421
01:24:16,575 --> 01:24:21,575
♪ Tried so hard but where's the gain ♪

1422
01:24:22,271 --> 01:24:24,857
♪ Sad to say ♪

1423
01:24:24,857 --> 01:24:29,857
♪ I know why ♪

1424
01:24:31,935 --> 01:24:36,935
♪ I'm flying high ♪

1425
01:24:37,434 --> 01:24:40,527
♪ I'm tempted to cry ♪

1426
01:24:40,527 --> 01:24:44,649
♪ Oh why, I ♪

1427
01:24:44,649 --> 01:24:47,531
♪ O-Oh why ♪

1428
01:24:47,531 --> 01:24:50,234
♪ Sad to say ♪

1429
01:24:50,234 --> 01:24:53,114
♪ I know why ♪

1430
01:24:53,114 --> 01:24:55,197
♪ Oh why ♪

1431
01:25:07,358 --> 01:25:12,358
♪ I'm flying high ♪

1432
01:25:12,853 --> 01:25:15,914
♪ I'm tempted to cry ♪

1433
01:25:15,914 --> 01:25:20,017
♪ Oh why, I ♪

1434
01:25:20,017 --> 01:25:22,876
♪ O-Oh why ♪

1435
01:25:22,876 --> 01:25:25,640
♪ Sad to say ♪

1436
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:28,454
♪ I know why ♪

1437
01:25:28,454 --> 01:25:31,328
♪ Oh why ♪

1438
01:28:53,410 --> 01:28:54,730
- Good morning.

1439
01:28:54,730 --> 01:28:56,523
I hope you feel better than I look.

1440
01:28:58,410 --> 01:28:59,760
- No such luck, I'm afraid.

1441
01:29:02,520 --> 01:29:03,940
- My mouth tastes like the bottom

1442
01:29:03,940 --> 01:29:05,533
of a Cockey's cage.

1443
01:29:07,290 --> 01:29:09,203
- I have no idea what that means.

1444
01:29:10,690 --> 01:29:11,675
- You don't want to.

1445
01:29:11,675 --> 01:29:13,100
- I'll take your word for it.

1446
01:29:13,100 --> 01:29:15,483
- How much do you
remember from last night?

1447
01:29:17,040 --> 01:29:18,233
- Too much. You?

1448
01:29:19,920 --> 01:29:22,270
- Oh, a lot more than that.

1449
01:29:25,610 --> 01:29:27,010
I wanna apologize for--

1450
01:29:27,010 --> 01:29:28,420
- Me too.

1451
01:29:28,420 --> 01:29:29,253
- Yeah.

1452
01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:34,236
Let me ask you something.

1453
01:29:34,236 --> 01:29:35,790
Of all the women we met last night,

1454
01:29:35,790 --> 01:29:38,213
and there were some absolute breathtakers,

1455
01:29:39,530 --> 01:29:41,840
you didn't raise your
eyebrow to one of them.

1456
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:43,420
Not one.

1457
01:29:43,420 --> 01:29:46,070
And you had them eating out
of the palm of your hand.

1458
01:29:47,570 --> 01:29:49,370
- Not hearing a question, Professor.

1459
01:29:50,230 --> 01:29:52,450
- Well, you're a man.

1460
01:29:52,450 --> 01:29:53,550
- Last time I checked.

1461
01:29:55,120 --> 01:29:56,760
- And you're young.

1462
01:29:56,760 --> 01:29:58,310
- Right again.

1463
01:29:58,310 --> 01:29:59,936
- And you got blood
pumping through your veins.

1464
01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:01,560
- Mhmm.

1465
01:30:01,560 --> 01:30:03,710
- We'll from my experience,

1466
01:30:03,710 --> 01:30:05,180
there's only one reason why a man

1467
01:30:05,180 --> 01:30:07,430
wouldn't take advantage
of that sort of effect.

1468
01:30:08,496 --> 01:30:09,329
A woman.

1469
01:30:11,010 --> 01:30:11,923
One woman.

1470
01:30:18,091 --> 01:30:18,924
Hmm?

1471
01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:22,133
- Yeah.

1472
01:30:23,050 --> 01:30:24,690
- And you were running around all night

1473
01:30:24,690 --> 01:30:26,340
trying to charge your cellphone

1474
01:30:26,340 --> 01:30:29,007
hoping I assume that
you were getting a call.

1475
01:30:30,150 --> 01:30:31,343
Or wanted to make one.

1476
01:30:33,244 --> 01:30:35,305
- Good observations, Professor.

1477
01:30:35,305 --> 01:30:38,681
But, you think an evening
out means that you know me?

1478
01:30:38,681 --> 01:30:40,429
- No, I don't know you.

1479
01:30:40,429 --> 01:30:41,596
But I know me.

1480
01:30:43,457 --> 01:30:45,960
I know I felt that way 40 years ago

1481
01:30:48,320 --> 01:30:50,933
right up until our separation.

1482
01:30:52,840 --> 01:30:53,753
And after that.

1483
01:30:57,140 --> 01:30:57,973
Even now.

1484
01:31:09,733 --> 01:31:12,650
I was with Elizabeth when she died.

1485
01:31:24,780 --> 01:31:27,070
The best part of me died with her.

1486
01:31:32,640 --> 01:31:33,743
It killed me.

1487
01:31:36,736 --> 01:31:38,700
And I haven't been the same since

1488
01:31:39,900 --> 01:31:42,333
and I haven't felt the same since.

1489
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,210
I was the man I was meant to be with her.

1490
01:31:55,590 --> 01:31:57,593
I was that man for 40 years.

1491
01:32:01,812 --> 01:32:04,312
And now I don't know who I am.

1492
01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:08,720
- Maybe you're still the same man.

1493
01:32:09,770 --> 01:32:10,603
- Maybe.

1494
01:32:17,860 --> 01:32:18,843
I miss my wife.

1495
01:32:29,779 --> 01:32:34,196
You know, there's life before
and there's life after.

1496
01:32:37,356 --> 01:32:38,523
And this is after.

1497
01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:45,800
You gotta believe in something.

1498
01:32:47,098 --> 01:32:48,533
- Do I?

1499
01:32:49,430 --> 01:32:53,853
- You're young and stupid.

1500
01:32:56,890 --> 01:32:59,892
You'll realize I'm telling
the truth when you're older.

1501
01:32:59,892 --> 01:33:03,513
But in the meantime, you've
gotta believe in something.

1502
01:33:04,430 --> 01:33:07,230
And when you're there, when you have that

1503
01:33:07,230 --> 01:33:09,353
you'll realize that you're safe.

1504
01:33:12,372 --> 01:33:14,572
And you hang onto it
for as long as you can.

1505
01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:20,360
You gotta let go of what hurts

1506
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:21,973
and hold on to what matters.

1507
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:24,033
- Let go of what hurts,

1508
01:33:24,033 --> 01:33:25,790
hold on to what matters, huh?

1509
01:33:25,790 --> 01:33:27,070
- Indeed.

1510
01:33:27,070 --> 01:33:28,720
Don't you have a flight to catch?

1511
01:33:34,380 --> 01:33:35,213
- Not anymore.

1512
01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,713
I was right the first time, Professor.

1513
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:47,690
You are one of the good ones.

1514
01:33:49,450 --> 01:33:50,530
- So are you.

1515
01:33:51,663 --> 01:33:53,913
You just don't know it yet.

1516
01:34:00,580 --> 01:34:02,180
Money's on the coffee table.

1517
01:34:05,810 --> 01:34:07,360
What's your bloody name anyway?

1518
01:34:09,110 --> 01:34:10,761
- Does it matter?

1519
01:34:10,761 --> 01:34:11,594
- I suppose not.

1520
01:34:14,777 --> 01:34:16,280
Guess if a guy's interested,

1521
01:34:16,280 --> 01:34:18,143
he'll find a way of keeping in touch.

1522
01:34:20,050 --> 01:34:21,500
- Have a good day, Professor.

1523
01:34:22,630 --> 01:34:23,830
- Take care of yourself.

1524
01:34:40,517 --> 01:34:45,517
♪ You are on the other side of the world ♪

1525
01:34:45,981 --> 01:34:48,759
♪ But I'm falling still ♪

1526
01:34:48,759 --> 01:34:52,651
♪ Consistently falling into this word ♪

1527
01:34:52,651 --> 01:34:54,847
♪ We call love ♪

1528
01:34:54,847 --> 01:34:58,353
♪ And when you went so far away ♪

1529
01:34:58,353 --> 01:35:01,106
♪ You brought with you my heart ♪

1530
01:35:01,106 --> 01:35:04,496
♪ And in your journey I
hope you will protect ♪

1531
01:35:04,496 --> 01:35:08,096
♪ So fare thee well ♪

1532
01:35:08,096 --> 01:35:10,994
♪ Fare thee well ♪

1533
01:35:10,994 --> 01:35:14,194
♪ God bless your travels ♪

1534
01:35:14,194 --> 01:35:17,232
♪ That's my prayer ♪

1535
01:35:17,232 --> 01:35:22,232
♪ And hope Fare thee well ♪

1536
01:35:24,018 --> 01:35:27,016
♪ Come back safe and ♪

1537
01:35:27,016 --> 01:35:32,016
♪ Bring my heart back home ♪

1538
01:35:35,813 --> 01:35:38,146
♪ Back home ♪